Summary: You live long enough and you begin to hear the same tired joke over and over. As a vampire, you will hear it a lot more than that. Sometimes it gets better when the jokes on you. All Vamp, AU, Rated MA for language, violence, and sexual content.
Old Jokes Never Die can be read here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7009508/1/Old_Jokes_Never_Die